Give a boy a squirtgun.....

A warm day. A great day for some squirtgun fun.

Take one boy with an orange lizard.

Give him a squirt gun.
Don't let that cute face fool you.

Someone is going to get wet, guess who?

Here is how the game went down.
Gramma, pretend that you don't see me.

Then I will jump up and squirt you, okay?

See, this is how you play the game.